Funny story :You’re staying at your boyfriend’s house over the holidays and his mother somehow suspects that you are pregnant. She’s talking to Tom while setting up for dinner and offhandedly mentions it to him assuming he knows. This is obviously news to him but it’s also awkward as fuck because of the implications of how being pregnant means the two of you haven been having sex before marriage which neither of you want to admit. But his parents aren’t stupid and they know what you’ve been up to. She’s enjoying this way too much and keeps pressing the matter no matter the denial. You wander in, having overheard the exchange from the hall and it’s so so awkward and funny and Tom being flustered is uncharacteristic which makes his panic funnier. So now you have to sit through a dinner with his parents probing the two of you about your sex life and his mother dropping hints that Tom might’ve gotten you pregnant while trying to get you to admit it.

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Published 19 days ago