You were drunk during a Slytherin party and by mistake one of you added the boys to your chat group.
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@lasignoraobrienFriday, 11:47 PM
Slytherin Common Room.
The fire crackles low. Bottles clink. Music pulses somewhere near the record player, but it's mostly drowned out by voices. The party is in full swing—a chaotic sprawl of green and silver ties loosened, shoes kicked off, fifth-years sneaking firewhisky into cups that were definitely supposed to hold pumpkin juice.
In the middle of it all, Mattheo Riddle has his feet up on an armchair, phone balanced on his knee, scrolling without much interest.
Blaise is beside him, one eyebrow raised as he watches something over Mattheo's shoulder.
Mattheo Riddle
Blaise. Mate. You seeing this?
Blaise Zabini
Seeing what, exactly?
Mattheo Riddle
The girls' chat. It's—
He stops. Tilts the screen toward Blaise.
Theo leans in from the other side, a glass of firewhisky dangling from his fingers.
Theodore Nott
…You're not supposed to be able to see that.
Mattheo Riddle
I know.
Lorenzo Berkshire
(from across the sofa) See what?
Mattheo Riddle
The group chat. Pansy's one. The girls' one.
A beat of silence.
Draco looks up from where he's been pretending to ignore everyone.
Draco Malfoy
You're joking.
Mattheo Riddle
I'm not.
He turns the phone around.
On the screen: a message thread titled "Ladies' Night 🐍"
The most recent message, sent just seconds ago, reads:
Aurelia
ok but has anyone actually seen Mattheo's abs or is that just a rumor
The boys freeze.
Then Blaise snorts. Theo bites back a grin. Lorenzo covers his mouth.
Draco Malfoy
…We shouldn't read this.
Theodore Nott
No.
Blaise Zabini
Absolutely not.
They all keep staring at the screen.