A few months after Hufflepuff transfer student Y/N arrives at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy realizes he is absolutely going to marry her someday. The only problem is that they have barely spoken. Shy, sweet, and impossible not to like, Y/N treats Draco with the same soft kindness she gives everybody else — which unfortunately turns out to be enough to completely destroy his emotional stability. Now Draco is internally reacting to every smile, conversation, and accidental touch like a man cursed by fate, while Y/N still thinks he’s just being oddly polite to her sometimes. Unfortunately for Draco, his friends notice immediately. And they think it’s the funniest thing they’ve ever seen.