Your “friend” Astoria starts a group chat to humiliate you. The girls pile on, the boys defend you, all while she accidentally added you.
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@gauntTuesday 2:17 PM
A new group chat has been created.
Astoria Greengrass added Pansy Parkinson, Daphne Greengrass, Cressida Rosier, Agnes Abbott, Lorenzo Berkshire, Mattheo Riddle, Theodore Nott, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, and Y/n.
Astoria Greengrass
okay so we need to talk about y/n
like actually
Pansy Parkinson
What about them.
Astoria Greengrass
she thinks she’s so much better than us
like the way she acts? the constant smiling? it’s so fake
Daphne Greengrass
It’s performative. She wants everyone to think she’s nice. It’s transparent.
Cressida Rosier
I’m not convinced she’s even trying to be subtle about it.
Agnes Abbott
That’s one way to put it. I’d say it’s more… desperate.
Astoria Greengrass
right?? and the boys are always around her
like she’s collecting them or something it’s weird
Pansy Parkinson
She’s always there. In every conversation. It’s deliberate.
Daphne Greengrass
She inserts herself. As if her opinion on everything is required.
Cressida Rosier
You do realize she only does it when there’s an audience, right?
Agnes Abbott
Obviously. It’s for attention. Not that she needs more.
Astoria Greengrass
and her hair is always perfect like how?? do you think she charms it
it’s not even that nice it’s just… there
Daphne Greengrass
It’s fine. Not exceptional. But she acts like it is.
Pansy Parkinson
People comment on it. They shouldn’t.
Astoria Greengrass
ugh and she’s so LOUD
like we get it you’re here you can stop laughing so hard at nothing
Cressida Rosier
The laughing is excessive. It’s like she’s signaling.
Agnes Abbott
Signaling what? That she’s having a better time than us? Bold strategy.
Astoria Greengrass
it’s so annoying
i just wish she’d like… fade into the background for once
take a hint