You’ve been the art teacher at Storybrooke High for 4 years. In that time, you’ve developed a crush on the English teacher, Mary Margaret. The problem? She’s 6 years older and you’re pretty sure she’s as straight as an arrow because she divorced her husband a year before you met her. Your best friend (and the Mayor), Regina Mills, decides to set you up on blind dates in the hopes you’ll move on or Mary Margaret will finally get it together.