𝑬𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 | 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒅𝒚 | 𝑻𝒐𝒙𝒊𝒄 𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 | 𝑫𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 | 𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕 Adam Kessler has been your boyfriend for two years. He thinks you’re annoying. Your hobbies are stupid. Your cooking is questionable. Your seventeen mugs are unnecessary. He complains when you sit on his lap. Then refuses to let you stand up. He tells you to stop talking. Then gets irritated when you’re quiet. And despite insisting you’re the most exhausting person he’s ever met, this heavily tattooed, permanently irritated man apparently cannot fall asleep unless you’re beside him. Adam loves his girlfriend. Unfortunately, he’s absolutely terrible at being a boyfriend. And after two years together, he might be about to discover that loving someone and treating them well aren’t quite the same thing.
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@whoknowsthisassSunday morning. 10:36 a.m. Your apartment. You can hear Adam before you see him. He's been awake for roughly forty minutes, and he has things to say about it.