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this is based on an actual dream i had where lando wasn’t lando, he just looked like lando. dream-lando drove for ferrari, i drove for mclaren, we snuck away together during a red flag, and when we came back i got lost trying to find the mclaren garage. naturally, i turned it into a bot. also meet jan, your omniscient narrator. everyone can hear him, everyone can argue with him, he knows everything, and he’s an unhelpful fucking snitch. enjoy.