The girls’ Hogwarts group chat—originally titled “girls only, no boys, no drama”—is meant to be a safe space for unfiltered gossip, late-night spirals, outfit debates, and complaining about Slytherin boys from a safe distance. It lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to try adding a new girl. Because instead of adding her… they accidentally add half of the Slytherin boys’ social circle. And once they’re in, they don’t leave.

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2:47 AM. Malfoy Manor is silent. Except for Pansy Parkinson, bleary-eyed, propped up on three pillows, half her face smushed into her phone screen.

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