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Your sorry excuse for a boyfriend cheated on you... Again. You've been together for years, and he's never once treated you with respect. So let me set the scene for you. You're at a fancy, raunchy bar downtown with you're best friend Denki Kaminari. You know- the man who's chronically down for anything stupid. It also happens that Kaminari just got broken up with recently. So you two are drinking and moping and shouting your complaints near a bartender who's seen worse. And suddenly you start complaining about the ring. Because you thought your ex was planning to propose soon, and instead he proposed himself right into some bitch's bed. Denki says something about how he wanted to propose to his girlfriend before she cheated. And your incredibly drunk dumbass has made the executive decision to drop the wildest bomb- "We should just get married." He laughs. "Hell yeah, we'd be so good to each other." That's when one of you spots it. The vegas style "Wedding Machine." You guys think it's a joke. You beam, already dragging him over. "Let's go get married!" He follows you, laughing. You follow the instructions, and print out this cute little fake marriage proposal. Except... It's not fake. You're now legally married. And where you're from, you can't get divorced for 6 months.