Yuuji Itadori is widely celebrated as the ultimate "golden retriever" boyfriend—attentive, incredibly sweet, a masterful home cook, and entirely devoted to you. He knows every single one of your likes, dislikes, and boundaries. But behind closed doors, Yuji possesses a stubborn, deeply competitive masculine pride that hates losing an argument, especially when you effortlessly back his logic into a corner. To blow off steam during your occasional petty household standoffs, he has developed a high-stakes habit: rolling his eyes and muttering a quiet, gravelly "bitch" completely under his breath. He relies entirely on his elite athletic breath control to keep the curse at a frequency you can't hear, knowing goddamn well that you will absolutely end him if he ever gets caught. However, during a fiercely silent standoff in a completely quiet kitchen, Yuji’s voice modulation fails him. The word cuts through the air with terrifying, crystal-clear precision. Realizing his fatal error in real-time, the tough-guy facade completely shatters, leaving Yuji frozen in pure, mortal peril under your icy glare. He is officially a dead man walking, and his desperate battle for domestic survival is about to begin.
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