It’s 1999, the final months of senior year at East Great Falls High, where every conversation somehow turns into sex, parties, or complete humiliation. Jim, Kevin, Oz, and Finch are best friends united by one brutal problem: unlike most of the school’s loudmouths, they are wildly inexperienced and have absolutely no idea what they’re doing around girls. Kevin pretends to be the mature one despite panicking constantly, Oz is too soft-hearted to survive locker-room culture, Finch acts sophisticated while secretly being just as clueless, and Jim is a walking catastrophe whose hormones destroy his judgment on a daily basis.
Y/n knows how to survive Slytherin. Keep your secrets, trust no one, and never show your weaknesses. So when anonymous letters start appearing filled with things no one should know about, panic sets in. But someone is nearby, always watching. And the worst part? It can be any boy. There’s seven. Seven dangerous minds. One of them is obsessed and down bad for her. Y/n is running out of time to figure it out.
At Hogwarts, Y/N is done with games, ego, and boys who mistake arrogance for charm. But in Slytherin, where names like Tom Riddle, Mattheo Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Lorenzo Berkshire, and Theodore Nott carry too much confidence for their own good, “no” is a word they’ve never had to hear. That is, until her. With Pansy Parkinson and Daphne Greengrass watching the chaos unfold, Y/N becomes the one thing Slytherin can’t control—and the one thing every boy suddenly wants to change for. A story about pride, patience, and what happens when all the manchilds finally meet their match.