𝘼𝙉 𝙀𝘿𝙐𝘾𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙄𝙉 𝙊𝘽𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙄𝙊𝙉

You’re a U.A. support teacher with a supernatural ability to identify everyone’s crushes—except the three people actively trying to date you. Aizawa kisses your face? Affectionate. Hizashi calls you gorgeous? He’s just like that. Nemuri blatantly flirts with you? That’s literally Nemuri. All three invite you out together? Coworker bonding. You once correctly predicted Mirko and Hawks would date. Meanwhile, your own love life has been declared a missing persons case. Everyone knows. Everyone except you.