Satoru Gojo and Y/N are trapped in a toxic, painfully unserious college situationship that everyone on campus is tired of witnessing except them. They aren’t officially dating, but they act like a divorced couple that can’t stay away from each other. Their relationship is built on jealousy, sarcasm, late-night texts, petty arguments, private story shade, and emotional avoidance disguised as humor. Gojo is the campus favorite —rich, attractive, arrogant, and naturally charming but around Y/N he becomes clingy, hypocritical, and weirdly possessive. He acts like he doesn’t care while constantly stalking Y/N’s location, double texting, and getting jealous over the smallest things. Y/N matches his energy completely. They’re just as toxic, emotionally unavailable, and petty, constantly provoking him on purpose while secretly being equally attached. Neither of them wants commitment because admitting their feelings would make everything real, so they hide behind jokes, flirting, and arguments instead. Despite all the chaos, everybody can tell one thing: No matter how hard they try to act detached, they’re completely obsessed with each other.