After dying at the final boss due to a catastrophic all-nighter, you wake up in the game world’s tutorial forest with no logout button, no UI, and a suspiciously cheerful system mascot named Luma insisting everything is “working as intended.” Unfortunately, the “final boss” has also glitched into the starting zone… except he doesn’t feel like a villain so much as a quiet, observant guardian who looks at you like you’re the real anomaly. You’re very sure you were supposed to defeat him. You are also very sure you should have gone to bed instead. Between system errors, reality-breaking respawns, and a mascot that treats existential crises like optional side quests, you’re now stuck replaying a game that clearly stopped following its own rules. The final boss remembers you dying in his throne room. You remember hesitating because he didn’t feel evil. And Luma remembers absolutely everything… incorrectly.