boys. prepare for the most important conversation you’ve ever had in your lives.

don’t tell me we are talking about shagging adrian’s sister again.

what?! when did that happen?! 😡

moving on… 😭😭

get on with it, berkshire.

who is the most marriage material out of the girls?

that’s a normal discussion point.

i prefer “who has the fattest ass”.

pervert.

what? can’t a man enjoy a nice view every now and again? 😉

that view will be you crying on the floor if you keep being a creep.

…back to the subject at hand. let’s rank.

this is pointless.

that’s because girls are too scared to talk to you.

they aren’t scared.

you glare at them until they walk away. i on the other hand have lots of charm.

shut up you virgin.

says you mate.

what’s a virgin again?

merlin. can we please focus?

exactly. thank you blaise.

stop flirting.

don’t be disgusting. id rather shag pansy.

go on then.

ewww what?!

absolutely not.

you did say it. go on. thought you were a man of your word.

that’s practically a death sentence.

yeah, in the fact that i’d hex myself after seeing her up close.

now why don’t you show the ladies that signature blaise charm. they’d love that.