One pill. Five phases. Four hours. And one very important instruction nobody bothered to read. When you and your friends take Reverie, an illicit magical party drug, you expect the best high of your lives. Instead, you discover there’s only one way to safely end the trip: a special slab of chocolate sold exclusively at Honeydukes. Unfortunately, you’re at Hogwarts. After curfew. And already extremely high. Now seven Slytherins must somehow make it to Hogsmeade while surviving exploding heads, humiliating flashbacks, random body swaps, one deeply unfortunate incident involving the Giant Squid, and eventually—their worst nightmares hunting them. In reality, it’ll all be over in four hours. To you? It’s going to be a very, very long night.