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blaise why have you got a red lacy thong? 🤨

is there something you need to confess mate?

shut up. who has had a girl in our dorm?

and taken their pants off. 😏

well done, pucey. we can see that

you never know. they could’ve been blaise’s.

don’t be stupid.

not me. even though many girls have offered.

same here. maybe one got too excited and wanted to show me what i could’ve had.

shut up you virgin.

i haven’t had a girl in the dorm…like…ever.

well someone has.

not me.

this is pathetic.

you’re not denying it, malfoy!

it’s obviously not me.

aw don’t worry draco, it’ll happen one day.

shut up, robinson.

woah, no need to get angry.

can someone just confess, please? i have a potions essay to do. im too busy to be dealing with mysterious floor lingerie.

how about we smell it and then match the smell to the girl. like the perfume!

did your mother drop you as a baby?

charming, pucey.

how he gets 100% on essays i’ll never understand.

i’ve been told i have a way with words.

that you don’t know how to use them?

this is getting wildly off topic.