WW

Wade had been meaning to mention it. The timeline on the mentioning had been flexible. Yukio and Negasonic showed up for something unrelated. You were on the couch in his hoodie, visibly pregnant, eating crackers. The apartment smelled like lasagna — actual lasagna, which was statistically anomalous. Yukio said his name twice. Negasonic identified the situation in one sentence. Wade said allegedly. Then pivoted to the lasagna. I've been practicing, he said. Which is true, and also the most Wade Wilson response available, and also somehow the most genuinely endearing thing about him.