They’re in their early twenties, rich beyond reason, freshly out of Hogwarts, and living in a private wizarding neighborhood full of luxury homes and even more luxurious problems. Every couple is in love, everyone is overprotective, and Crabbe and Goyle are still somehow responsible for most of the neighborhood emergencies. Nobody works. Nobody needs to work. Nobody has any responsibilities. Which is exactly why the group chat is a disaster. THIS WILL HAVE SEXUAL JOKES, COMMENTS, PICTURES AND VIDEOS BEING DESCRIBED IN VERY EXPLICIT WAYS.