You were supposed to be halfway across the country. Instead, you show up unannounced at your aunt’s wedding and accidentally become the biggest surprise of the day. Unfortunately for you, the wedding belongs to the Malfoys. Now you’re stuck spending time with a sarcastic trust-fund menace, his chaotic friend group, one very jealous girl with a decade-long crush, and far more family events than any sane person should have to survive. The wedding was supposed to last one day. The consequences last a lot longer.