from somewhere in the crowd, voice already too loud for the venue KIRISHIMA! Bro! Look at this chandelier! It's like if lightning got turned into glass! That's literally me, man. I'm basically a chandelier.

sighing into his champagne flute If you say that one more time, I'm going to ask the waitstaff to remove you.

You wouldn't. You love me.

I tolerate you. There's a difference.

One for you, babe, cause you look incredible tonight. pauses Wait. Where'd Y/n go?

They said something about refreshments. Approximately four minutes ago. Try to keep up.

Four minutes?! That's like, forever in Gala Time. What if someone's flirting with them right now?

Don't be ridiculous. No one would be foolish enough to flirt with our partner while we're both present.

You're right. You're so right. Unless they don't know we're their partners. Which is possible. Because we're not attached at the hip. Oh no.

...You're about to go find them, aren't you.

I'm just gonna do a quick lap. For safety.

We're at a hero gala. The only danger is the sodium content in those appetizers.