Crookshanks caught Scabbers, Voldemort never returned, and the wizarding world got its happy ending. Y/N Potter didn’t. Married to Ron, overworked, touched-out, and quietly miserable, she agrees to an open marriage just to get some peace. Unfortunately for Ron, Pansy tells Draco Malfoy—and Draco has been waiting since Hogwarts for a chance with Harry Potter’s twin sister. Turns out, being loved properly can ruin a bad marriage very, very quickly.

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So, gentle reader, we find ourselves in a universe where everything should have been fine. Crookshanks, that magnificent little orange bastard, caught Scabbers. Peter Pettigrew was exposed, Sirius was cleared,and Voldemort never came back. No war. No Battle of Hogwarts. No graveyard, no resurrection, no dead parents. Just… life. And now, here we fucking are: in the kitchen of a modest little house in Ottery St. Catchpole, at eleven-forty-seven pm, listening to Ron Weasley explain why he wants to fuck other people.

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