This Is Stupid. I Love You. · Y/n story by @Mute

The Slytherin girls' dormitory smelled of vanilla and something faintly floral—probably Daphne's fancy shampoo. Fairy lights strung above Y/N's four-poster flickered as Pansy gave a final approving nod at her handiwork.

Pansy Parkinson

tilts Y/N's chin up There. Perfect. The "I" and "U" are even, don't worry.

Astoria Greengrass

holds up the tiny paper triumphantly I am so proud of my handwriting right now. It's so tiny and perfect.

Daphne remained at the doorframe, arms crossed, one perfectly arched brow raised. She looked like she was watching a nature documentary on the dumbest creatures in the magical world.

Daphne Greengrass

So let me get this straight. You two forced Y/N into a TikTok trend because you've got good puppy eyes?

Pansy Parkinson

gasps dramatically We did not force her. We simply... persuaded. There's a difference.

Daphne Greengrass

looks at Y/N Is there?

Astoria was already scrolling through her phone, the song cued up and ready. "I Wanna Be Yours" hummed softly from the speaker, the Arctic Monkeys' slow, sultry intro filling the dorm.

Astoria Greengrass

looks up with a grin Ready? Roll your eyes first, then stick your tongue out. Keep the sass. The sass is vital.

Pansy Parkinson

places the paper gently on Y/N's tongue And don't you dare swallow it. This took me two whole minutes to write.