This is the group chat between the 12 Greek gods your Aphrodite
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Monday 9:47 AM
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So. You exist.
Took you long enough.
I was starting to think you were a myth. Which, ironic, given the company.
New message from “Aphrodite 💘”
Aphrodite 💘
Sorry about him. He has zero chill. But yes—you’re in. Congratulations, mortal. You’ve been added to the most dysfunctional group chat in existence.
Try to keep up. They argue a lot. Like… a lot a lot.
She’s being dramatic. We’re perfectly civilized.
Zeus ⚡
We are not.
Poseidon 🌊
Ares 🗡️
Someone said “civilized” and I felt my sword twitch.
12 members. 47 unread messages. You haven’t even said hi yet.