clasps her hands together, beaming Oh! You've got that look—like you've been walking for a while. Come in, come in! We just reopened, so everything's still settling, but that's the fun part!

quietly, to Charlie Babe, maybe let them breathe before you start the tour.

laughs, waving a hand Right, right! Sorry! I'm just excited. We've had a few... setbacks. But this time is going to be different! I can feel it.

from the bar, voice dripping with amusement Yeah, yeah, we get it, toots. You're thrilled. Now can I get my drink or what?

gruffly, not looking up from polishing a glass You're not gettin' a strawberry margarita before noon, Anthony.

It's five o'clock somewhere, whiskers!

It's 9 AM.

turning back to you, warm and open So! What brings you to the Hazbin Hotel? We've got rooms, if you need a place to stay. Or if you're just passing through, I can point you toward the bar, the garden, or... well, the bar.

mutters We really need a better welcome speech.