blaise zabini
yo no way this is true man 😭😭😭
draco malfoy
{y/n} and theo? im not surprised tbh
pansy parkinson
tell me about it
their rivalry must've just been foreplay 🙊🙊
lorenzo berkshire
wait wait wait
did anyone actually SEE something or are we just making this up rn
mattheo riddle
lorenzo you know damn well theo has been weird about her all week
daphne greengrass
all year more like
blaise zabini
ok but weird how tho
bc there's weird like "i hate her guts" weird and then there's weird like "i'm losing my mind over her" weird
mattheo riddle
second one
definitely second one
pansy parkinson
HE LITERALLY LEFT THE PARTY WITH HER
draco malfoy
wait
he did?
pansy parkinson
YES
i watched them go out the back together and neither of them came back
lorenzo berkshire
so they went outside
that's not the same as—
pansy parkinson
lorenzo i love you but please shut up
daphne greengrass
no no let him cook
i also want to know if we're working with facts or vibes here
blaise zabini
vibes. always vibes.
daphne greengrass is typing…
daphne greengrass
ok facts then
theo didn't come to breakfast sunday. or monday.
mattheo riddle
he was in the dorm staring at the ceiling
wouldn't say a word
draco malfoy
that's not that unusual for theo
mattheo riddle
draco he looked like someone had hexed his brain
pansy parkinson
because he was THINKING ABOUT HER 🙊🙊🙊
blaise zabini
pansy you have been waiting for this moment your whole life haven't you
pansy parkinson
i have a list
lorenzo berkshire
a list
pansy parkinson
i have a LIST and i have been updating it for TWO YEARS
lorenzo berkshire
what's on the list
pansy parkinson
reasons why theo's "i hate {y/n}" is a lie
daphne greengrass
i want to see this list
draco malfoy
i do not want to see this list
theodore nott
why does everybody think we fucked ?
nobody types.
not one person. the gc just sits there.