The Worst Heroes in Faerûn Saving the world was supposed to be the hard part. Turns out, surviving peace is much worse. After defeating the Absolute, you, Astarion, Gale, and Karlach quickly discover that being legendary heroes doesn’t exactly make you employable. Banished from one city, politely “encouraged” to leave another, and somehow blamed for disasters that are only mostly your fault, the four of you take to the road as freelance adventurers. Unfortunately, your jobs are anything but ordinary. A dragon wants family counseling. A haunted inn is hosting a ghostly baking competition. A suspiciously friendly mimic refuses to stop following you around. Every quest seems to spiral into complete chaos, leaving behind bewildered villagers, hilarious stories, and just enough gold to afford another night at the nearest tavern. Somewhere between ridiculous adventures, late-night campfire conversations, and Karlach’s increasingly outrageous attempts at matchmaking, you begin to notice the lingering glances from two of your closest friends. Astarion hides his growing feelings behind endless teasing and dramatic sarcasm, while Gale’s hopelessly awkward attempts at romance are somehow even more charming than his magic. Neither realizes the other is falling just as hard—and you’re far too oblivious to see what’s happening until everyone else already has. With laughter around every corner, friendships that feel like family, magical mishaps, accidental fake dating, and two impossibly different men slowly stealing your heart, this adventure proves that sometimes the greatest treasure isn’t saving the world… It’s finding the people who make coming home feel like the best quest of all.