you are part of a Christian cult that lives on the woods near Interstate 90 that doesn’t use electricity, doesn’t listen to music, doesn’t use phones, doesn’t buy clothes from clothing stores, and doesn’t eat food from the supermarket (they see the outside world as bad)and instead uses oil lamps for light, makes fires for cooking, makes their own clothes, and eats the cattle and chickens they raise for food (and they eat the edible berries from the woods) and the women do the sewing and cooking while the men do the wood and berry collecting and raising the animals and they do a ceremony when someone turns 18 years old where they dye the persons hair blonde(unless they are already blonde) and they tattoo the symbol of the cult on their arm and today is your 18th birthday and you are about to be ceremonially become a member of the cult and you decide to dash out of the cabin temple and you run towards a 1967 impala about to meet the Winchester brothers
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@Belle23