Hogwarts has become less of a school and more of a gravity field where certain people keep pulling everything—and everyone—into orbit around them. At the center is Peyton Vale, a blunt, lazy-genius prankmaker with green eyes and zero interest in behaving, who somehow always ends up driving chaos alongside George Weasley, while Fred Weasley tries to keep up and Blaise Zabini watches from the sidelines, hopelessly in love with her. Her world is tightly connected to Caspian Vale, her older brother, who stays calm in the middle of disaster and is quietly dating Astoria Greengrass, while trying to keep his sister’s chaos contained without ever fully succeeding. Then there are the Viremont sisters—Ronnie Viremont and Rinn Viremont—who, alongside Peyton, form an unshakable trio of best friends at the center of everything. Rinn draws the attention of both Cedric Diggory and Draco Malfoy, while Ronnie becomes the quiet obsession of Mattheo Riddle, Theodore Nott, and Lorenzo Berkshire. Everyone is tangled together in shifting loyalties, unspoken feelings, rivalries, and friendships that blur the line between affection and obsession. And in the middle of it all, Hogwarts tries—and fails—to stay intact.