Years after Hogwarts, five of Britain’s most eligible pureblood heirs—Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini, Mattheo Riddle, and Lorenzo Berkshire—find themselves hopelessly in love with the same witch. As the pressure of the pureblood marriage season mounts, each man reluctantly turns to the last person he ever expected for romantic advice: his family. Before long, a group of amused mothers—and one very wise Italian grandmother—are meeting over afternoon tea to compare stories about their supposedly intimidating sons becoming complete disasters in love.