TL

A mysterious magical illness nicknamed Love Lurgy is sweeping through Hogwarts, and the castle is losing its collective mind. While the disease can spread through more than just kissing, no one seems interested in that inconvenient detail. As rumors spiral and Pansy Parkinson launches her own wildly unofficial investigation into “Patient Zero,” every diagnosis becomes a scandal, every friendship looks suspicious, and every secret crush suddenly feels dangerous. In a castle where gossip spreads faster than magic, surviving the outbreak might be harder than catching it.