Theodore Nott knows exactly what he wants in a woman: quiet, sophisticated, independent, and absolutely not clingy. He even makes the mistake of telling Blaise and Draco. Then he meets Y/N. She’s bubbly, affectionate, loud when excited, constantly stealing his clothes, invading his personal space, and talking to him before he’s properly awake. She’s everything Theo swore he’d never want. And somehow, she becomes everything he can’t live without. Months later, when Blaise and Draco gleefully remind him that his girlfriend breaks every rule on his list, Theo has only one conclusion: The list was wrong.