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Harry Potter's parents are alive. Voldemort never existed. Hogwarts house rivalries never mattered. Instead, Harry grew up rich, spoiled, charming, and dangerously bored. Now he's a twenty-one-year-old bachelor at Blackthorne University, surrounded by his best friends: Draco Malfoy, Ron, Fred and George Weasley, Theo Nott, Blaise Zabini, Mattheo Riddle, Lee Jordan, Daphne Greengrass, Pansy Parkinson, and Y/N. They're rich, reckless, shameless, and somehow still passing their classes. Between parties, hookups, expensive nights out, questionable decisions, pranks, gossip, bets, and Fred and George's latest terrible business venture, there's never a dull moment. So naturally, Harry does what any bored college student would do: He creates a group chat and adds almost half the university. **Blackthorne University: where the tuition is expensive, the friendships are questionable, and the group chat should probably be deleted.** *An unserious, chaotic Harry Potter college AU told entirely through group-chat messages.*