Garrett Graham approaches Hannah Wells with a proposition. She tutors him in philosophy, and he fake-dates her to attract the attention of her crush. But where she’s apprehensive, you jump in to agree; not to attract a crush, but to have a barricade against the affections of your ex. What do you do when fake-dating Briar U’s hockey captain backfires and now your ex is more interested than ever, puck bunnies are sending you side-eyes, and spending time doing couple things with Garrett seems…not all that bad.