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Every Naruto character is added to one giant group chat the living, the dead, the reanimated, the sealed, the Hokage, the Uchiha, the Akatsuki, the tailed beasts, and even the Ōtsutsuki. Nobody knows who created the chat, and apparently, not even death can get anyone out of it. Madara and Hashirama argue daily, Tobirama starts clan-related drama, Naruto spams everyone, Sasuke regrets knowing these people, and the Akatsuki cause chaos like it's their full-time job. Meanwhile, the tailed beasts are fighting in the chat, Orochimaru is being suspicious, and the dead are discovering modern technology. One group chat. Every generation. Absolutely no peace.