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When his dramatic, debt-ridden parents steal a massive dowry and flee the country, Y/N is forced to put on a bridal gown and pose as his lookalike older sister, Vivian, to save his family from the city's most ruthless syndicate. Suddenly married off to Ren and Leo—the formidable twin heirs of the Blackwood crime family—Y/N has to play the ultimate submissive, clueless housewife while keeping his true identity a secret. Though the twins start out freezing cold and hostile, Y/N’s domestic care completely breaks their defenses. After he calmly stitches up the black-haired, cynical Ren after a shootout and nurses the blonde, brutal Leo through a severe fever, both terrifying mafia bosses are secretly rewired into whiny, deeply submissive softies who crave their new "wife's" attention. The real warfare, however, takes place behind mansion walls and out in the criminal underworld. Armed with elite combat training from a chaotic childhood, a permanently bored Y/N treats frequent kidnappings by rival syndicates like a relaxing vacation from his chores, quickly whipping his massive captor, Dimitri, into running errands and ordering specific takeout. Back at the manor, Y/N effortlessly uses his wits to reverse the petty, jealous traps of the twins' whiny childhood friend, Trixie, earning the quiet respect of the severe head maid, Martha. Between casually dismantling rival cartels from the inside out, outsmarting high-society saboteurs, and managing two newly obsessed, submissive husbands, Y/N is just trying to live his best lazy life and ensure the laundry gets folded on time.