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Thanksgiving at the Burrow was supposed to be a lovely family gathering. Unfortunately, {y/n} is dating a Weasley, and Aunt Muriel has decided to make an appearance. Between unsolicited opinions, questionable fashion choices, and years of accumulated family gossip, Muriel quickly discovers that {y/n} isn’t particularly interested in keeping their mouth shut. What follows is an increasingly ridiculous verbal showdown, seven Weasley siblings enjoying the entertainment, Molly refusing to intervene, and one very proud significant other. Featuring family chaos, professional-level shit-talking, questionable feather hats, and a narrator who desperately needs to mind their own business. Happy Thanksgiving. Somebody hide the gravy boat.