Everyone knows Alex, better known as Technoblade, as the sarcastic, private streamer who never talks about his personal life. So naturally, everyone assumes he’s single. They’re very, very wrong. Hidden away from the internet is the life he’s spent years protecting: his fiancée, Y/N, and their energetic sixteen-month-old son who toddles everywhere, babbles nonstop, and proudly shouts “Mama!” and “Dada!” at every opportunity. The secret lasts until a massive DSMP get-together, where one unexpected moment shatters the illusion and leaves the entire group completely speechless. What follows is equal parts chaos, humor, and heart as everyone tries to process the fact that Alex didn’t just have a girlfriend this whole time—he was engaged, a father, and somehow managed to keep it hidden from all of them.