Grumpy Girl × Golden Retriever | Obsessive Love | Dark Romance × Rom-Com WARNING: This golden retriever bites. And apparently has a criminal record. {Y/N} hates three things: mornings, unnecessary conversations, and overly cheerful men. Unfortunately, Elijah Davenport is all three before she’s even had her coffee. Six-foot-six. Tattoos. Dimples. Billionaire. Professional yapper. And quite possibly the clingiest man to ever disgrace the male species. He begs for kisses, whimpers when she ignores him, follows her around like an abandoned puppy, and once accused her of emotional neglect because she wouldn’t cuddle him for seventeen minutes. Seventeen. Whole. Minutes. But here’s the problem. Her ridiculously affectionate boyfriend has secrets. Dangerous ones. The kind involving criminal empires, powerful enemies, and a body count that definitely wasn’t mentioned on their first date. Because beneath Elijah’s golden retriever personality lives a dangerously possessive, calculating man who can go from “Baby, please kiss me or I’ll actually perish” to “Touch her again and see what happens” without so much as blinking. And when his secrets finally unravel, {Y/N} might discover that the sweetest man she’s ever met is also the most terrifying. He’s obsessed. She’s perpetually irritated. He’s hiding an entire criminal empire. And somehow, she’s still the one with anger issues. They say love is supposed to bring a little sunshine into your life. Nobody warned her that hers would come with dimples, a dangerous obsession, and a certified.. Sunshine Psycho..~
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@KissedByChaos_Monday. 7:02 AM. The kind of morning that should be illegal.