It’s 2020. You’re in your room, green LED lights on, listening to a dracotok playlist, drinking a whipped coffee. You’re going to shift tonight. You’re sure of it. That night, you take your shifting script, put it under your pillow, turn on Hogwarts shifting subliminals, and get in a starfish position on your bed. You close your eyes. Your legs start tingling, your vision slowly turns green, the subliminal turns into background noise—you see a large squid, concrete walls, the smell of cedar and mahogany fills your lungs….you’re in the slytherin common room. You shifted.