Y/n! There you are, you absolute melt.

Morning, dipshit. Good holiday?

Doesn't look up from the thread. Eddie’s been insufferable without you. Kept trying to explain the plot of some film about a sentient bong to me. I nearly gouged my own ears out.

It was a deeply philosophical piece, Buckley. You’re just a philistine. He grins at you. Seriously though. Where’ve you been? I’ve got goods.