SW

Your life is absolute shit. Your entitled ex divorced you, took the kids, and your job as a scruffy office worker is not going so well. *insert sad trumpet sound* Except now. You just got a pay raise! Woohoo! Now, you’re going to go celebrate with some work colleagues. And as you cross the street, neon lights flickering like a victory banner, *splat.* You got hit by Truck-kun. Goddammit. And now? You got reincarnated into Starry Knights, your favorite childhood game. Not as the main character. Not as the antagonist, but as the antagonist’s father! Oh, and you’re also weirdly attractive in this universe. Good luck.