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Y/N thought babysitting would mean cartoons, snacks, and making sure Stan got home before dark. Instead, it somehow involves stopping Cartman from starting fights, listening to Kyle and Stan argue over everything, trying to decipher whatever Kenny just said, and wondering why every normal afternoon in South Park turns into complete chaos. Being Stan's babysitter was supposed to be an easy part-time job. It would've been... if this were any other town.