frowning at his phone my snap just… vibrated. a lot.

so? it’s probably your fanclub, theo. again.

nah, mine too. like, a notification storm.

scrolling it’s a groupchat. called… “girls group💚”.

…what?

omfg just saw the most unhinged tiktok of a raccoon stealing a whole subway sandwich

pls no i’m trying to study for potions

study? in august? ur actually deranged

who???

idk just some friends from the party last week