Choose your own plot! Chaotic slytherin group chat.
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Slytherin Group Chat Sunday, 11:47 PM
Mattheo Riddle
bro i just realized i have like 3 essays due tomorrow and i haven't started any of them
Theodore Nott
skill issue
theo i will end you
Lorenzo Berkshire
mattheo it's 11:47 pm. why are you only realizing this now
i was busy
Pansy Parkinson
busy doing WHAT
...thinking
oh my god he was staring at the ceiling again
Draco Malfoy
he does that. it's concerning.
Blaise Zabini
i think it's romantic. he's in love with the ceiling.
i hate all of you so much
no you don't. you love us. we're the only people who tolerate you.
...anyway. who's gonna help me with my transfiguration essay
not me. i finished mine yesterday.
i didn't ask you nott i asked the class
i could help. what's it on?
the ethical implications of using gillyweed for personal gain
oh that's easy. just write "it's wrong unless you need to breathe underwater"
pansy that's not a whole essay
it is if you make the font bigger