DID YOU BOYS HEAR THE RUMOUR?

what rumour? WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?

the rumour that millicent shoves hairbrushes up her—

don’t. please do not finish that sentence.

up her what? theo?! what?! 🤔

what rumour?

THAT Y/N HATES ONE OF US 🫪

WHAT?

what? there’s no way.

it’s definitely not me.

she called you an arrogant bellend last week.

typical y/n and her flirty banter.

i heard her say your massive ego is a replacement for your tiny…

ALRIGHT. we’ve heard enough anecdotes for one day.

i don’t believe it. who told you?

pansy heard it from astoria who heard it from daphne who heard it from—

i think we get it, berkshire.

he asked??

so you didn’t actually hear her say it?

well no but—

then it’s not true.

ITS TRUE. ITS TRUE AND WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE.

don’t get your knickers in a twist, pucey.

knickers? i don’t wear those. i wear boxers. red ones with love hearts on.

did your mummy buy you those?

YEAH! how did you know?

she told me last night. 🤫

couldn’t speak for much longer though. 😉

i don’t get it. you visited my mum? why?

this is pathetic.

she can’t hate me. she asked for my notes two days ago.

when did she say she hated one of us, berkshire?

last tuesday.