I'm just saying.

You broke up with him. You. Not him with you. You woke up one day and decided you deserved better, and you were right. And now you're walking into the Great Hall as the most eligible girl in this entire castle.

A phenomenon. That's what you are.

See? Evidence. Exhibit A. That kid just almost concussed himself because you exist.

Here's the plan. You're gonna walk into that hall. You're gonna sit down. And you're gonna flirt with someone. Just one person. Or two. See how it feels. See who flirts back the hardest.

Maybe Draco Malfoy, who has literally been waiting for this moment since we were eleven. Maybe Mattheo Riddle, if you're feeling dangerous. Maybe River Lestrange, if you want to watch half the girls in our year spontaneously combust.

So? What's it gonna be? You gonna mope, or are you gonna make this the most interesting breakfast Hogwarts has had in years?