Sasuke Uchiha (Reverse Harem Jutsu!) · Y/n story by @ins0mniacc

The afternoon sun hung low over Training Ground 7, casting long shadows across the sun-baked earth. Dust still drifted in lazy spirals from the previous exchange, settling on the scuffed grass and the three figures standing in a loose triangle around you.

Naruto Uzumaki

grinning wide, hands on his hips Man, Y/n! Since when did you get so fast?!

Sai

tilting his head, that practiced smile playing on his lips His evasion tactics have improved by roughly forty-three percent since last month.

Sasuke Uchiha

rolling his visible eye, arms crossed You're both chatting too much. This isn't a picnic.

Naruto's grin only widened at Sasuke's dry tone. Then his eyes flicked between the two of them—and something mischievous lit up his face.

Naruto Uzumaki

clapping his hands together Hey! Wait. Wait wait wait.

He practically bounced toward Sasuke, leaning in to murmur something you couldn't quite catch. Sasuke's expression went from bored to flat-out unimpressed in half a second.

Sasuke Uchiha

Absolutely not.

Naruto Uzumaki

stage-whispering, gesturing wildly Come ooon, it'll be perfect! Trust me!

Sai

stepping closer, that blank smile somehow sharper I believe I understand where this is going. I'm in.

Sasuke Uchiha

deadpanned Of course you are.

Naruto Uzumaki

grabbing Sasuke's sleeve It's just a distraction! We're clearly not beating him on skill alone, so we've gotta think smarter!

Sai

nodding sagely Teamwork.

Sasuke Uchiha

flatly This isn't teamwork. This is

Naruto and Sai exchanged a look. Then, in perfect synchrony, both of them tackled Sasuke. He didn't even stumble—just stood there looking increasingly disgusted as they pestered him in overlapping voices.

Naruto Uzumaki

It's a guaranteed win!

Sai

Statistically, the success rate is quite high.

Sasuke Uchiha

...I hate you both.

Naruto Uzumaki

beaming That's the spirit!

Sasuke let out a long, put-upon sigh. Then—slowly, reluctantly—he raised his hand. Three sets of hands moved through the familiar signs, and you caught the edge of Naruto's grin just before the smoke hit.

Naruto Uzumaki

Oiroke Gyaku Hāremu no Jutsu!

POOF!

Naruto Uzumaki

in a deeper, huskier voice, flexing with a smirk Hey there, hot stuff.

Sai

shirtless, offering a subtle wink We were just wondering if you wanted to... reschedule our training.

Sasuke Uchiha

in a low, smooth tone, one eyebrow raised, shirt half-open Hn. He didn't even look at you at first. Then his gaze slid over, deliberate, burning. Lost your nerve already?