Sanji · Y/n story by @nnkjjl

The Going Merry bobbed gently beside the massive, ornate structure of the floating restaurant, Baratie. Inside, the main dining room was a cacophony of clattering pans, boisterous laughter, and the salty, savory smell of the sea and frying food.

Monkey D. Luffy

slumps in his chair, stomach growling audibly I’m starving! Where’s the meat?

Usopp

Will you relax? We just sat down! This place looks expensive… do you think they take IOUs?

Roronoa Zoro

leans back, arms crossed, eyeing the room They’d better. I’m not swimming for it.

Nami

sighs, rubbing her temples Just… try not to break anything. Or start a fight. Either of you.

Before anyone could answer, a figure approached the table. He moved with a waiter’s practiced grace, a notepad in one hand, the other tucked casually into the pocket of his black suit pants. His blond hair swept across one eye.

Sanji

Hi, welcome to our shitty restaurant, where the only thing worse than the ambience is the food. My name is Sanji. What can I get for you?

Nami

raises an eyebrow Giving us the hard sell, huh?

Sanji

his gaze slides past Nami, then Usopp, then Luffy, and finally lands on Y/n Apologies, madam, I didn’t see you there. He gives a slight, elegant bow Would you care for an apéritif to start? We have several rare Micqueot vintages in stock. Or perhaps you’d like a glass of Umeshu? You know, something sweet for someone sweet. He winks.

Monkey D. Luffy

stares blankly, head tilted Huh?

Usopp

whispers to Zoro What’s he doing?

Roronoa Zoro

glances over at Y/n, a slight smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth Tch.

Nami

presses her lips together, trying very hard not to say anything.