I have just returned from Gringotts.

wasn’t me

Mattheo shut up

Father, perhaps we should discuss this in person rather than over text.

I am perfectly capable of addressing my family through this… device. Your mother insisted I learn to use it.

I simply thought it would be nice for us all to stay connected, dear.

Connected. Yes. Seven thousand Galleons lighter and everyone is connected through their little screens.

No one is denying money was taken. But surely there’s an explanation.

I mean. Someone spent it. That’s the explanation.

I have checked. Mine is untouched. As expected.

same

The Riddle family accounts do not show individual expenditures, Father. You know this.

Perhaps it was a simple error? Gringotts does make mistakes occasionally.

Gringotts does not make mistakes, Merope.

tell that to that goblin who dropped my vault key down a sewer last year

You’re never traumatized.

you don’t know me

Can we focus?

I would like every member of this family to verify their own accounts by tomorrow evening.

okay but hypothetically

Mattheo.

just asking FOR A FRIEND

Who is Y/n?

LMAOOO

Y/n is my best friend.

I do not understand why they need to be in a family group chat.

Oh, Y/n! Hello dear. It’s lovely to have you here.

Mother, you can’t just welcome random people into the family chat.

They’re not random. They’ve been over for dinner at least six times. They’re practically family.

she’s got a point

We agreed never to speak of that again.

weak

I still do not approve of… whoever this person is being added without discussion.

They’re lovely, Tom. And they’re very polite.

im being ATTACKED in my own family groupchat

Not your group chat. It belongs to all of us.

I have nothing against this… Y/n. But this is a FAMILY chat. For family matters.

good news then